I was innocently minding my own business, sitting on Mom's porch when I realized that I was being spied upon. At first she was curious peeking her nose out to peer down at me, then deeming me insignificant she turned her back and as if to add insult to injury hung the tip of her tail down to let me know that I was beneath her in status as well as position. Suddenly the tail disappeared and my lap was commandiered as a substitute throne. Apparently she thought this useless peasant should be put to good use. "PET ME, NOW." "As you wish my royal hineyness." (Seriously Puddin' get over yourself! ;)
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